Love is not enough
Faith is a gaff
My heart is chaff
Vot a laff.
Indisposition over a subtle miaow. Why did you step aside?
When you mew better and drew better (more than inference)
Was it intemperance? What a wench I was, what a wrench it was.
Do I know what I write? No, dear reader.
P.S. Thanks to Auroboros. (Auro boro hosh.)
And then, in her love, I became a cow from a cat.
The mew became moo. And that was that.