Wednesday, 15 August 2007

If I were a beginning, I would be: it was a dark and stormy night...
If I were a month, I would be:august
If I were a day of the week, I would be:friday
If I were a time of day, I would be:4 am
If I were a planet, I would be:venus
If I were a season, I would be: autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: sea anemone
If I were a direction, I would be: lost
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:a book shelf,rather dusty
If I were a sin, I would be: lust
If I were a liquid, I would be: red wine
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be:
If I were a gem, I would be: ruby.
If I were a tree, I would be: neem
If I were a tool, I would be: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: sage(or thyme?)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: sarod
If I were an animal, I would be: a lion
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: olive
If I were a sound, I would be: the soft rustle of leaves
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: vintage
If I were a song, I would be: scarborough fair
If I were a food, I would be:liquer chocolate
If I were a place, I would be: Calcutta
If I were a material, I would be: cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: acquired
If I were a scent, I would be: lingering
If I were a religion, I would be: pagan
If I were a sentence, I would be: twenty years, without parole.
If I were a body part, I would be: lips
If I were a facial expression, I would be: receptive
If I were a subject in college, I would be:literature
If I were a shape, I would be: cloud-like
If I were a quantity, I would be: infinite
If I were a colour, I would be: red
If I were a thing, I would be: a large umbrella
If I were a landmass, I would be: the Himalayas
If I were a book, I would be: Through the Looking Glass.Or Gitobitan.
If I were a monument, I would be: The Lighthouse at Alexandria.
If I were an artist, I would be: a nameless exponent of traditional folk art.Like Patachitra.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: Twenty Love Poems and A Song Of Despair.
If I were a landscape, I would be: one painted by Monet.
If I were a watch, I would be: one painted by Dali.Melting.
If I were God, I would be: Teutonic.Or Shiva.
If I were a vowel, I would be: O
If I were a consonant, I would be: M
If I were a formula, I would be: hypothetical
If I were a Science, I would be: Physics
If I were a theory, I would be: chaos
If I were a famous person, I would be: Feynman
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be:Bose Speakers
If I were a sport, I would be: spoil(sport)
If I were a movie, I would be: Some Like It Hot
If I were a cartoon, I would be: dexter
If I were an explorer, I would be: i know what i wouldn't be.an imperialist/colonizer
If I were a scientist, I would be: Galileo
If I were a relation, I would be: nameless
If I were a river, I would be: any of the following; Nile,Tigris,Ganges.
If I were intoxication, I would be:i know what you would be.Driven insane.
If I were alone, I would be: happy, and thoughtful.And eating chocolate.
If I were a question, then I would be: "Do I dare to eat a peach?"
If I were a hobby, I would be: not productive, but satisying.
If I were a habit, I would be: crapping.
If I were an end, I would be: merely The Beginning, as they used to say in Hindi films of yesteryears.

8 comments:

Arse Poetica said...

I tag Ushmi, Arunima, Priyadarshini, and anybody really who cares to do it.It's a rather lovely tag.

anurima said...

And I would not have been reading this had I not been grappling with Nietzsche. Will do this. Soon. :)

anurima said...

aNuRima not aRuNima. :x

Arse Poetica said...

yes I am sorry, it's a Nietzchian slip, I tell you.

Jadis said...

:)

Elendil said...

Hey we have the same 'If I were a question'..

ruby tuesday said...

spoilsport. no wonder.

Jadis said...

Done!!!
:D