Saturday, 26 May 2007

what is so french about your omelette?

Erm.

nothing in particular.
the cheese was rotting on thursday, but he said that's a delicacy.
so we're going to have stinky rotten cheese coz a loser says that's a delicacy.
and the vinegar soaked olives i'm sure is a tithe we have to pay that thief who filches sensibilities on sunday evenings by the pool...

and shall he partake too of french omelette?

everybody has french omelette,it's a fad
and like all fads has a time span
and like all time spans is relative
and like all relatives are unwelcome...
ergo french omelette is unwelcome!

oh woe the day!

oh my sensibilities, oh the lack of activities, oh this abysmal loss of voice, oh why oh why do we exist...

it's the cheese!now i know...i know...the fuckin rotten stinky cheese...that's what we live for and not the olives...

THE OMELETTE, DEAR SIRS, MAY CONTAIN OLIVES AND CHEESE BUT THE ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT IS EGG.

and the "french" bit is just affectation, excuse the poor git who knows no better

2 comments:

Indrajit Dutta said...

Well if only the French could partake with some of their vineyards jiving with French Omelettes would be a whole lot better.

Arse Poetica said...

arre, wine...
red red